Never one to disappoint, Gillian agrees to a nine page spread in the
tell-all supermarket tabloid Adorable Babies Tell All.
Asked about her motivation for the blanket scene, Gilly responded,
“Ga-ha, ptttbttthhhh”. “You can’t understand genius”, one glowing
member of the public said, “Gilly is transcending speech, itself”.
Commenting on her skin-care regimen,
the young starlet credited a steady diet
of warm milk.
When asked how she
maintains her girlish figure,
our darling thanked "good
genes".
However, rumors and the
countering presence of her
rather hefty set of parents
suggest she may be "spitting
up" her milk a little too often.
Alas, stars can never escape
the rumor mill.
When asked what a modern
gal could do to stay fit, Gillian
responded,
"I don't know but my personal
trainer puts me through
grueling daily routines of
'tummy time'."
This innocent comment
launched a fitness craze that
swept the world twice: Gil-ates.
Weighing in on current fashion
trends,
"If my blanket has taught me
anything, it's that pink is the new
black", Gilly boldly explained.
No one can stop this go-go girl! She's developed quite a reputation as a night
owl.
"I really only sleep in one to two-hours shifts. This disrupts the sleep of those
around me, and, you know what I always say ... 'you don't have to be pretty, just
prettiER. And you should SEE my housemates! I swear they go around like the
living dead half of the time - bleary-eyed and covered in drool," Gill quipped.
When asked about frequent all-nighters at the milkbar, our gal judiciously
declined to comment.