A discussion one night between Meryl Streep, Jack Nicholson, and Al
Pacino reached a crescendo in Gilly’s favorite Manhattan library.  

The actors could not agree on the saddest thing in the world.  One
suggested it was saying goodbye to a favorite pet, another suggested it
was seeing the end of a career, and the other believed it was not having
enough lipstick packed for a world tour.  

The commotion bothered Gilly and she approached the colleagues.  
“This”, she said pulling out her blanket, “is sadness”.
The 3 actors have been in therapy ever since.  ("How can I call myself an actor
compared to the brilliance of Gillian Rose?!", Pacino was heard to exclaim.)

But our Gilly Rose knows more than sadness...