Alright, for you, I'm going to break out only the good stuff.
 Real grade A, choice, prime stuff.  'Cause I can tell
you've got taste.  
TA-DA!  It's a lid!   Now don't be gettin' blubbery or
nuttin' but just listen for a sec.  This here lid has
somethin' real important, somethin' that not all lids got.  
This fine glass, and I mean fine, practically crystal this
thing...this fine glass lid has...
See here - a handle!  Now look at this thing, suppose
you want to pick it up off of a pot, wa-la, bim-bada-bing,
grasp and lift...voila!  
Ok, ok, I sees you're not so easy to impress.  A fine
person like yourself needs something more.  I'll tell you
what, let me talk to my manager and see what we can
do for ya.
Right, look Sal, I got a live one.  I showed them the lid
and they are drooling but they want to feel like I am
makin' them a deal.  ... Nah just hand me the pot that
fits it, they'll feel like there gettin' a two-for-one, the ol'
snatch and grab...just like ol' times...watch the master
at work...
Now THIS ONE, you GOTTA see...maybe you should sit
down...kinda prepare yourself...This is the pot to that
lid...blows your mind, right?  What do you mean you
heard me talkin' to Sal?  Look that whole thing is just
talk, I want to seem like a big baby but the fact is I am
just trying to sell you guys a bargain and convince my
boss I am not giving away the farm...

(no corningware was harmed during this shoot.  
The same cannot be said for several unfortunate
pieces of tupperware.)




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Gilly's Used Corningware Emporium...
 
Please... I got this friend with a two-bone-a-
day habit.  He needs my help.  And the
stuffed horse and stuffed elephant, who's
gonna explain this to them?  

Would I do  what  for the sale?  

You want more cute?  Always with the cute.  
Okay, if it'll make the sale, watch...here...
Look, it's more than a pot!  This baby can
handle the fridge, the freezer, the microwave,
stovetop, and YES - even the oven.  Where
else  ya gonna find that?